Think yourself pregnant for Christmas

This is a rhetorical question for this bunch, but have you ever just wished you could think yourself pregnant?
I am a really great thinker. I think about lots of things, in many different ways. Sometimes I can even trick myself into feeling pregnant or feeling like I am already a mom, even though I have no idea what either of those things feel like.
The brain is very tricky.
In other news, the holidays have snuck up on me this year. There is not too much hoopla going on at school, no Christmas concerts, or holiday sweaters (save the one my mom bought me that B hates when I wear it). There are 3 more school days left until break, and boy do I need this break. The snow day on Monday was a welcome relief.
Since B works retail, this is a crazy and hectic time for her. I hate how stressed she gets. I try to help as much as possible.
For Christmas this year we are celebrating on Saturday with friends (although not B, since she has to work), Sunday with my Aunt and family, Monday evening at my parents', Tuesday morning at my parents' and Tuesday afternoon/evening at B's mom's. It will be a crazy few days.
Then, as it has been for the past 3?4? years, our KD will come over on NYE. Only this year, he is bringing his gf/so. We are so excited that she's coming! Usually its just the 3 of us, but not this year! Yay for quiet nights with friends.